sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via distinctmemory)


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tristinleighhh:

this gorgeous piece of rainbow fluorite is just sooo lovely and amazing look at the layers god you could study this for hours. I want a slab of this soooooo bad I’d be so happy and centered. please fall into my hands one day. I’ll need both of them to hold it (:

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via downcastdelusion)


3 hours ago // 55,892 notes
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing. ― Denis Waitley (via psych-quotes)

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malformalady:

Handful of black sand at Panalu’u Beach, Hawaii. Punaluʻu Beach (also called Black Sand Beach)has black sand made of basalt and created by lava flowing into the ocean which explodes as it reaches the ocean and cools.
Photo credit: Tracy Zhu

the-unfeminine-aesthetic:

You know those girls that think they’re special because they’re ‘not like the other girls’? Well tumblr users are a level above that, they think they’re special because they’re not like those girls that think they’re not like the other girls. They’re that girl + the other girl + chemical x = better than you. This applies to all genders on this site.

You’re all trite though.

(via funeral--girl)


3 hours ago // 67 notes
Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

fuckyeah1990s:

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(Source: mspandrew, via fuckyeah1990s)


4 hours ago // 12,792,758 notes
awwww-cute:

How am I supposed to wait for her until the end of the month